Meatloaf was pronounced dead this evening having choked on his own prolapse. This comes two weeks after Loaf's mother died of the same serious condition. Insiders believe this may be the work of a voodoo cult. Others say different things.
RIP MEATLOAF
You enriched my life with your determination and shaving abilities.
Like a bat out of hell who choked on prolapse.
Goodnight sweet Prince.
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