My Predictions For 2007

In no particular order, except succulence;

1. O.J. Simpson will kill again, I suspect during the spring.
2. Beyonce Knowles will have a mental breakdown, involving a Volvo, a goose, Vicodin, sunshine, and a hat.
3. George W. Bush will have a coherent thought.
4. I will get laid.
5. Oprah Winfrey will 'come out'.
6. Mohammed Al-Fayed will admit to his son's slaying...plus that posh bird's.
7. Tupac Shakur will be seen buying a burrito in Wyoming.
8. Uri Geller will discover a cure for leprosy.
9. Spain will disappear for a week.
10. A tenth thing will also occur.