My Predictions For 2007

In no particular order, except succulence;

  1. O.J. Simpson will kill again, I suspect during the spring.
  2. Beyonce Knowles will have a mental breakdown, involving a Volvo, a goose, Vicodin, sunshine, and a hat.
  3. George W. Bush will have a coherent thought.
  4. I will get laid.
  5. Oprah Winfrey will 'come out'.
  6. Mohammed Al-Fayed will admit to his son's that posh bird's.
  7. Tupac Shakur will be seen buying a burrito in Wyoming.
  8. Uri Geller will discover a cure for leprosy.
  9. Spain will disappear for a week.
  10. A tenth thing will also occur.

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